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T.S. Eliot and the proper addressing of “Cats”

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THE AD-DRESSING OF CATS

You’ve read of several kinds of Cat,
And my opinion now is that
You should need no interpreter
to understand their character.
You now have learned enough to see
That Cats are much like you and me
And other people whom we find
Possessed of various types of mind.
For some are sane and some are mad
And some are good and some are bad
And some are better, some are worse –
But all may be described in verse.
You’ve seen them both at work and games,
And learnt about their proper names,
Their habits and their habitat:
But
How would you ad-dress a Cat?

So first, your memory I’ll jog,
And say: A CAT IS NOT A DOG.

Now Dogs pretend they like to fight;
They often bark, more seldom bite;
But yet a Dog is, on the whole,
What you would call a simple soul.
Of course I’m not including Pekes,
And such fantastic canine freaks.
The usual Dog about the Town
Is much inclined to play the clown,
And far from showing too much pride
Is frequently undignified.
He’s very easily taken in –
Just chuck him underneath the chin
Or slap his back or shake his paw,
And he will gambol and guffaw.
He’s such an easy-going lout,
He’ll answer any hail or shout.

Again I must remind you that
A Dog’s a Dog – A CAT’S A CAT.

With Cats, some say, one rule is true:
Don’t speak till you are spoken to.
Myself, I do not hold with that –
I say, you should ad-dress a Cat.
But always keep in mind that he
Resents familiarity.
I bow, and taking off my hat,
Ad-dress him in this form: O CAT!
But if he is the Cat next door,
Whom I have often met before
(He comes to see me in my flat)
I greet him with an OOPSA CAT!
I’ve heard them call him James Buz-James –
But we’ve not got so far as names.
Before a Cat will condescend
To treat you as a trusted friend,
Some little token of esteem
Is needed, like a dish of cream;
And you might now and then supply
Some caviare, or Strassburg Pie,
Some potted grouse, or salmon paste –
He’s sure to have his personal taste.
(I know a Cat, who makes a habit
Of eating nothing else but rabbit,
And when he’s finished, licks his paws
So’s not to waste the onion sauce.)
A Cat’s entitled to expect
These evidences of respect.
And so in time you reach your aim,
And finally call him by his NAME.

So this is this, and that is that:
And there’s how you AD-DRESS A CAT.

T.S. Eliot

 

About The Old Possum’s Book of Practical Cats by T.S. Eliot

I have to admit that I am a T.S. Eliot resistant person. I mean seriously, why do they make us read “The Waste Land” and “The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock” in school without ever telling us about Cats?

If you are of a certain age, or are into Broadway, you may know the Andrew Lloyd Webber musical Cats. I certainly did, but I am still, as I said, T.S. Eliot resistant, so I never thought to pick up the book.

I’ve never seen the entire ALW production, but honestly, I do like the poetry better than what I’ve seen of the production. It’s cute; it’s clever, and definitely it’s accessible for older children (about 8-10) on up.

I feel that I don’t even really need to explain this one, so just enjoy!

The entire book is available either with line illustrations or color. Each poem is a sketch of a different cat, so this is definitely one you can enjoy a little at a time.

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T.S. Eliot reads “The Ad-dressing of Cats”

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Fun Idea: Read a poem with your kids and get them to draw the cat they picture. It’s ok if you read it more than once (or even give them a copy to reference), but don’t show them the book’s illustration until they’re done.* Discuss and compare. Visualization is one of the most important parts of reader comprehensions.

*If you’re copying a page from the book, cover up the illustration.

Enjoy this clip of the Andrew Lloyd Webber production of this poem.

About T.S. Eliot

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About T.S. Eliot from the Poetry Foundation


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